ENERGY

One of the members of my organic team left today for a job in Chicago, and these were his parting gift to me:

Let's talk a minute about 5-hour Energies. I'm a crazy big fan. I know they're not the healthiest thing and supposedly they might kill you, but they make that groggy, 3pm feeling disappear. What's death in the face of a blast of AWAKE? Maybe it's the caffeine, maybe it's the sharp, tangy taste, or maybe it's just psychosomatic, but POW POW POW. I'm in.