Grandparents
Meet my grandparents:

"I'm 71 years old and I've been right every single day of my life." -- Grandpa

"Pam, you're a sight for sore eyes, the light of my life. I can't believe how you've held up." -- Grandpa
Today we went swimming, crashed a party, ate some stolen fish, and bought a very expensive handmade kayak. When you're 71, I guess that's the thing to do.