Creepy Campbell's Children
My grandma has these tin Campbell's Soup signs in the bathroom at the lake. I don't know if they're real antiques or just replicas (my great-grandma had an antique store that was just sold a month or two ago, so they could be from there), but they creep me the eff out.

"It takes a bright and sparkling flavor to attract children?" Ew. Also those children are scary. I would not tarry with them anywhere.