Giant Weed
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For now.
Check out this weed I pulled from our backyard flower bed. I included my gardening glove so you can see relative size.
Mr. Weed was not alone. There were many. If plants were zombies, we would be dead. Also, there was a 3 foot tree growing in the middle of my tiger lilies.
Tell me this, though: what's the point in weeding if no one ever sees it and says, "My, what a nice yard you have!" Who is going to say that? Clyde? He just pees on things.
Maybe someday we'll actually have people over for a barbecue like we've said we would. That's just so much work, and there's so much laying around that can be done instead.
For now.
Check out this weed I pulled from our backyard flower bed. I included my gardening glove so you can see relative size.

Mr. Weed was not alone. There were many. If plants were zombies, we would be dead. Also, there was a 3 foot tree growing in the middle of my tiger lilies.
Tell me this, though: what's the point in weeding if no one ever sees it and says, "My, what a nice yard you have!" Who is going to say that? Clyde? He just pees on things.
Maybe someday we'll actually have people over for a barbecue like we've said we would. That's just so much work, and there's so much laying around that can be done instead.