Clyde smells

(Day Twenty-Four)

What's better: a dog that smells like smelly dog or one that smells like air freshener?

It's a toss up, but I'm leaning towards a dog that smells like smelly dog. Don't worry -- I didn't spray Clyde with air freshener. But I did douse him in coconut lime verbena doggie dry shampoo.

(I'm serious. It's a real thing.)

That was my attempt to control his smelliness until his hair cut on Friday.

I'm going to state a series of things that are facts. 

It's only Tuesday.
It's the second-half of March already. 
I'm really sleepy. 
It's only Tuesday. 
I need to get up and brush my teeth, but it's so much work. 
It's so cold out still. 
I ate a lot of cheese today. 
Clyde smells. 
I seem to resort to lists when I can't think of something to write about.