Stupid Adult Things

(Day Thirty-Four)

Stupid Things You Have to Do When You're an Adult

Buy wrapping paper
Take your car in for oil changes
...and tire rotations
...and 90,000 mile checkups
Pretend you don't just want the grilled cheese, chicken tenders, and hot dogs off the kids' menu
Make doctor and dentist appointments
Fill out life insurance forms
Wear socks that match
Move old 401ks over to IRAs
Buy HVAC systems and new roofs
Take the trash out
Clean the dog hair off the couch
Clear the yard of dead branches
Scrub stove trivets
Buy placemats